with love..

Dear Rahul,
Let's talk.
I am feeling desolate since few days. I have never ever felt so helpless before. What have I done to make you abandon me completely? I know we had some rough edges since we know each other but from past few days I am feeling like an unwanted guest in my own house. You must know I care for you and therefore can't see myself neglected and you suffering.
The other day you saw some pretty girl and went for her. You didn't even bother to tell me. I know who pumped you for such a heroic deed. Hence, the heart break. I always suggested you to be nice to people. You never listen. And see what you did yesterday. Had you not laughed on the face of fat lady with nine children you would have survived cleanly without breaking any of your body part. I also felt the pain. Mine is endless list but I am not mean like you. I like to correct people whom I love not to denounce them.
We complete each other. Little faith in me is all I need from you. I hope you won't disappoint me.
with love,
Your Brain.

P.S. I am still virgin.

I hate..

Everyone is so desperate. Desperation is all they got. What I got? Is there any thing called "anti-desperation". Must be. So what I like to do? Tricky! Indeed. What I don't like would be must easier for me to answer. So here I begin.

# I don't like to think. It's contagious. So I maintain distance from thoughtful creatures. They are prejudiced. They are opinionated. Call me dumb. I don't care. You are thinking again.

# I don't like to be nice. Being nice don't need any responsibility on your part. You don't belong anywhere else. Neither good nor bad. Just nice. So am I rude? Like I care.

# I don't like to exercise. You eat cheese burger, count calories you just consumed, you go to gym, you sweat, you burn calories. or you eat cheese burger, you thank Mac Donald with every bite, you eat it again. I belong to the latter set.

# I don't like to stare blankly on computer screen and refresh it without any reason. Come on now don't feel embarrass. You are not alone.

Most of the people don't fit into my world. They are enthusiastic. I am not. They are exigent. I don't care. They are organized. I love randomness. My advice - "get some life".